Every Good and perfect gift is from above. James 1:17

Sunday, September 26, 2010

THIS IS NOT A TEST...

...IT IS AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY!!

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! SERIOUS ISSUES AT THE CORNETT HOUSE! ABNORMALITIES TO THE MAX! THE OLDEST SON, KNOWN TO MOST AS JACOB, APPEARS TO BE  DOING THE DISHES UNDER HIS OWN ACCORD! YES FOLKS, WITHOUT BEING ASKED! RECENT REPORTS STATE THAT EVACUATION OF  THE PREMISES MAY BE INEVITABLE! QUARANTINE MAY BE NECESSARY UNTIL EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE RETURNS TO NORMAL!

THIS PICTURE JUST IN FROM INSIDE THE RESIDENCE.  PROOF THAT THE EVENT IS, IN FACT, OCCURRING AS REPORTED

PLEASE STAY TUNED AS THIS EVENT UNFOLDS!  

1 comment:

Wendy said...

since our JR's were cut from the same thread and out of the same mold, I can fully grasp this and am about out of breath

LMBO!

AND CHEERING!